Silly Elephant Jokes

Silly Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
From playing marbles.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
He doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

How do you make an elephant float?
2 scoops of ice cream, soda and some elephant.

What's red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
You can see his footprints in the cheesecake.

What do elephants have that no other animal has?
Baby elephants

Why do elephants step on lily pads?
The water won't hold them up.

How do you know there's an elephant in your bathtub?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath.

How can you tell if there's an elephant on your back during a hurricane?
You'll hear his ears flapping in the wind.

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't! You get down from a duck!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

How do you get an elephant in a palm tree?
Have an elephant sit on a coconut and wait 20 years.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of palm trees.

Why shouldn't you walk in the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
Because that's when elephants are jumping out of palm trees.

Why are pygmies so short?
Because they walked in the jungle between two and four in the afternoon.

What do you find between an elephant's toes?
Slow running pygmies.

How can you tell if there's an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?
You can see his footprints in the Jell-O

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white and smooth, they'd be an aspirin.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming down the path?
"Here come the elephants coming down the path!"

What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming down the path?
Here come the grapes coming down the path! (Jane was colorblind)

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out burning ducks.......

Why do giraffes have long necks?
To spit on the burning elephants.....

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came charging over the hill?
Here come the elephants charging over the hill.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came charging over the hill with sunglasses on?
Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

What`s gray and comes in quarts?
An elephant.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
An elephant rolling down a hill with a dandelion in its mouth!

How do you tell if an elephant's been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.

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